I was walking through People’s Park Complex in Chinatown last evening and while descending on the escalator my eyes were met with a very unpleasant surprise. This little shop offers some sort of magical therapy for haemorrhoids. And to prove how effective their method is, they decided to put up dozens of photos of their patients’ blooming burgundy buttholes. Most of them are Polaroid-size closeups, but some of the photos also featured people pulling their cheeks apart to reveal the whimsical wonder hiding between.
I almost lost my dinner.
But I do wonder, how did they manage to take all those pictures? “Thank you for visiting, Sir. Before we cure you from your case of piles, would you mind bending down, pulling your butt apart, and let us take a picture of you and your swollen hole so we can paste it up on the window for everyone to see?”
