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Stupid Anti-smut Bill Passed by Stupid People

November 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Indonesian house of representatives passed the controversial anti-pornography bill at the end of last month. It’s indeed a sad sad day, and I’m disappointed of Indonesia. Won’t go the length to say I’m embarrassed, anyway the country’s part of my identity and I’m still proud of my heritage.

The final draft of the bill in Indonesian here.

Some of the points that irks me most:

Article 1: Definition
Pornography is drawings, sketches, illustrations, photographs, texts, voices, sound, moving pictures, animations, cartoons, poetry, conversations, gestures, or other forms of communicative messages through various kinds of media; and/or performances in front of the public, which may incite obscenity, sexual exploitation and/or violate moral ethics in the community.

So let’s say I get turned on listening to SBY delivering a speech addressing the nation on poverty, this means the Indonesian President’s speech is pornography!

Article 14
Production, distribution, and consumption of sexual materials are allowed for the importance of and has the value of:
a. art and culture
b. local customs, and
c. traditional rituals

Now I wonder, where’s SCIENCE in the list? This means human anatomy diagrams in biology books will be banned, doesn’t it? They’re pictures of naked humans afterall, and who knows what high-school kid masturbates to pictures of reproductive organs in their textbooks.

And of course, the biggest concern to many who opposed it is that the bill endorses individuals and groups to take initiative in enforcing the bill.

What saddens me most here is how narrow-minded people are. A common opinion supporting the bill is that by eliminating pornography from the face of Indonesia will somehow prevent corruption and prevent Indonesia from falling further in the downward spiral, and this bill is the correct first step in “fixing the country’s moral”.

“This is what we need to fight pornography. This law will complete our legal system to protect us from pornographic materials,” Religious Affairs Minister Maftuh Basyuni said.

“If our husbands are (exposed to) pornography then our families will be destroyed.”

“Now our children are safe,” said Lasmiantini, chairwoman of Salima’s Bekasi chapter.

I’m lost there. Why should we be protected from pornography anyway? Pornography isn’t doing anything to us, it’s our own responsibility not to access it if we’re offended by it! Maybe Mr. Basyuni needs the bill to help him with his porn addiction. What’s next? Making pork illegal so we can be protected from pork? And who guarantees that banning pornography will turn your drunk and violent husband from further destroying your family or raping your own daughter?

I really have no idea how a pornography ban will magicamally turn the poverty and corruption stricken nation 180 degrees into a polished first world country.

Or maybe in the land of crazies I’m the retarded one. Maybe the bill can somehow actually eliminate poverty and hunger. Maybe I’m just not wise enough to understand how.

*a big sigh*

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Earth Calling Indonesian Department of Education

October 13, 2008 · 6 Comments

Helloooo… have you guys heard of this thing called privacy? Yes? So why did you make personal details of 37million (and counting) students across Indonesia available online? From Elementary School up to College and Universities? Including their school, home address, place and date of birth? And in neat Excel spreadsheets organised by province and region? And available for download by any perv with an internet connection and not-very-good intentions?

Knowing how kaypoh (nosy) Indonesians usually are (they will ask you everything about your personal life), maybe PRIVACY or IDENTITY THEFT aren’t exactly words they’re too familiar with. Maybe KIDNAPPING, or BURGLARY, or RAPE, or TERRORIST sound more familiar?

Hell, why don’t they publish a print catalogue along with it to be distributed to all schools and available at a bookstore near you.

Leave me a message if you’re curious about the link. Or you can do a Google search on your own. I don’t want to post the link here for everyone to see, increasing the possibility of some poor kid getting stalked by some sexually deprived mid-age “Oom” from Friendster.

To be fair, the intention was to enable teachers and schools to ensure their students are already registered under the Department of Education, along with their national studentID number. Good enough. And the Internet is an obvious medium to make this database easily accessible. But they could at least implement a password / security measure if they REALLY want to put it online? I know it’s not that simple with the programming and database building and whatnot, but an extra year or so of building a secure system will certainly be worth it?

Oh yes. I forgot. *slaps forehead* You guys aren’t concerned with privacy. Right.

I suspect this is one of the side-effects of the increase of the national budget for education up almost 100% from 2 years back. This is obviously an improvement, as education has been neglected quite badly for the longest time in Indonesia. But as Cafe Salemba noted, they should have a clear plan on how to spend it. Otherwise the budget will be used to fund pointless projects such as this one.

On another note, a friend pointed out that the government must’ve missed out on something more urgent: a worryingly small percentage of legislative candidates have their profiles available on the Candidates profile website. The header reads:

Apologies, Citizen of Indonesia. Only 32 out of 11,868 candidates have identities – For Election 2008

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