Talk About Bad English..

This morning I found a note from the lab officer stuck to a form telling me I should update my particulars. So I duly did so and returned the form to the officer. Then I asked why the update?

“Suan Foo is coming. Very dangerous. Need to keep track of people”.

“Who’s Suan Foo?”

“Suan Foo! You don’t know about Suan Foo? Suan Foo is coming!”

“Suan Foo? I’ve never heard of the name! Who is he?”

“Suan Foo! That’s why we need to keep track of people. Remember during SARS we had to keep track of people and take their temperature?”

I was still trying to figure out who this Suan Foo guy he was talking about was when 5 minutes later I thought, “OMG… I get it… swine flu!”