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Entries from August 2008

Hoek Cuih!!!

August 22, 2008 · 4 Comments

Got a long list of (unbelievably cheesy) pickup lines in my Inbox today. Picked out a few potent ones. Feel free to utilise for your own use..

Cowok : Mbak jangan ngomong ya..
Cewek : Lho.. emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Karena biasanya aku malemnya enggak bisa tidur.. kalo abis
denger suara dari bibir yang indah…

Cowok: “kamu itu seperti sendok…”
Cewek: “Kenapa?”
Cowok: “Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku…”

Cowok: “Kamu sekali-sekali nyuci piring dooonk”
Cewek: “Hah? emang kenapa ?”
Cowok: “Ini tangan kamu terlalu lembut…”

ce: say, klo mama kamu & aku tenggelam samaan, siapa yang kamu
tolong..?
co: ya mama aku lah.. emang kamu yang lahirin aku..?
ce: ih kamu..
co: iya, tapi abis selamatin mama aku, aku akan tenggelam bersama
kamu..

kmaren aku udah ke dokter mata sesuai permintaan kamu…
dokter kaget karna ternyata di mata aku selalu ada kamu…

x : hmm maaf yaa belakangan ini tanganku agak kasar…
y : ahh gapapa kok, emangnya knp??
x : soalnya aku tiap hari jadi kuli
y : yang bener kmu?? dimana?
x : di hati kamu, aku selalu buatin istana cinta buat kita berdua

y : cintaku… cita2 kamu apaan si..??
x : aku kalo udah gede mau jadi dokter bedah
y : lho..? emangnya knapa??
x : biar aku bisa belah dada kamu, terus aku nulisin nama aku di hati
kamu

sayangg…
x : aku boleh liat punggung kamu gak??
y : emangnya ada apaan??
x : aku mau liat sayapnya seorang bidadari cantik kayak kamu beyb…,

x : sayanggg… aku minta kunci gembok dong…!!!
y : buat apaan si emangnya.??
x : buat buka hati aku, terus aku masukin cinta kamu…. habis itu aku
kunci rapet2 biar kamu selalu ada di hati aku…

X : “yank..bisa bantuin aku ga?”
Y : “bantuin apa?”
X : “ngegambar yank…mau ga??”
Y : “ngegambar apa?”
X : “bantuin aku gambar…..peta dari hati aku ke hati kamu”

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Thursday Night Painting Club 2

August 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Another step in our long and arduous journey to mastery of painting. Still need some touch ups. I like this a bit better than my last one, but it was more tiring. Guess which one is mine?

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Coke Wisdom

August 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I didn’t have my glasses on.

The BF came with a cup of soft drink.

I took a sip and cringed.

I thought, “this is the worst tasting Coke in the world!”

“What is this?”

“Milo”

If that’s the case, it’s pretty good tasting Milo.

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On Cheapo Haircuts

August 21, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m usually pretty fussy about my hair – it has to be cut at least every one and a half months, it has to be short, I have to be completely satisfied with the result of the cut (most hairdressers don’t cut it short enough), the curls must go completely, and it has to look spunky enough. I admit that my hair isn’t exactly the easiest in the world to style. Like most Indonesians I have a natural curl which I guess is quite rarely seen in this town, and my hair is thick. THICK. You’ll be surprised how much hair there is on the floor after a haircut session. You would’ve thought it came from a head like Diana Ross’ or Macy Gray’s. And I like my hair very short (unlike most women) but I dont’ want to appear too boyish, so the hairdresser has this fine line to thread on whenever I’m the customer. One of my best memory of a haircut was an asymmetrical faux-hawk I got at this place called “It’s Hairy!“. It’s uber spunky, but uber comfortable. And it grew out very nicely. Paid a little more than I’m used to, though.

I needed a haircut badly as my head was quickly turning into a mass of seaweed of some sort. But I wasn’t feeling particularly generous in terms of forking out money for vanity (I haven’t put on make up in almost a year) since I’ve just bought a bunch of books earlier this week (One of them is A.J. Jacob’s year of living biblically. It’s HILARIOUS). Anyway. So my usually fussy self decided to try a not-so-reliable way to solve the problem: Student Haircuts. As in, letting my hair be cut by hairdressing-academy students. It’s less than one-fifth the price of a professional hairdresser’s.

I called up Kimage school of hairdressing at funan and made an appointment. The girl who attended to me was really petite and I was afraid she couldn’t even reach the crown of my head. (She almost couldn’t). She’s soft spoken, a little shy, and a little nervous. Like most students she was extra careful and measured everything a hundred times before she snips it. After the student was done with her snipping, I could see that she’s pretty alrite, maybe potential, but still she didn’t cut enough of my hair. I had this suspicion that she’s never cut so much hair in such a short style. Fortunately, the more experienced instructor (who was very patient with his students) took over once he felt that she’s spent a bit too long on my head and not enough hair had been amputated.

It was 6 bucks well spent. The cut took twice as long, and I couldn’t expect really edgy styles, but it turned out alrite. I really hope the student who cut my hair learns something from cutting my hair :) Maybe I should go there again next time. I consider it a form of charity, an offering. Handing over the fate of my hair to inexperienced hands so that they may become better at what they’re doing. I’m offering my head. And if accidents happen, I won’t mind just shaving my head bald.

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8Q-rate at 8Qsam

August 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Last weekend we went to explore the new contemporary art wing of the Singapore Art Museum, 8Qsam. Quite obviously, the name 8Q refers to its location at 8 Queen Street. Continuing on with the word play, it is currently hosting its inaugural exhibition 8Q-rate: school which displays 8 installations by 8 local contemporary artist, curated by 8 different curators who work with each artist individually. Not to mention that 8Qsam was opened on the 8th month of the year 2008.

The exhibition theme, School, is apt considering that the wing occupies the former Catholic High School building. They even invited its former principal to the opening! Oh yeah we were there at the opening, too. It was fun and took the School theme up another notch. The staff were all dressed up in their old school uniforms, and some of them also dressed up as school-mistresses, carrying around sticks of rotan and feather dusters. The guest book was disguised as an attendance list, and we all got buttons to pin on our shirts. Mine says “so Q!”. It was reminiscent of a school bazaar. We received coupons which could be exchanged for bottles of Tiger (I don’t think they actually serve beer in school now, do they?), cups of popcorn, potong ice-cream, and free flow of cotton candy and Mamee. It was kinda weird seeing crisply dressed executives licking noodle crumbs off their fingers.

Keeping up the spirit of the theme, throughout the exhibition you’ll see information labels printed on blackboard-green stickers, just like the banner above here. When we entered the lobby, we were welcome by a chrome-clad military Jeep with the phrase “In God We Trust” pasted over its windshield. It’s the deeds of two Filipino artists, Alfredo and Maria Isabel Aquilizan. The jeep isn’t actually part of the 8Q-rate exhibition. Unlike paintings or sculptures, these installations occupy more space. Thus on each gallery only one or two works are displayed. Talking about space, many contemporary installations utilise different media as extension of the traditional form of sculpture. A good example is the sound installation by Chu’an. He reworked the Catholic High school-song into a 25-minute composition that you can hear throughout the three levels of exhibition as a reminder of the spirit of the former school. Somewhat creepy, though. Like in those horror movies where the (scantily-clad female) character walks into some empty old building and some piano in some corner starts playing on its own.

The theme “school” is not explicitly referred to in the installations, but the artists played around with the idea that surrounds school – discipline, boyhood, idealism, rigidity, play, classroom, etc. I don’t want to give a spoiler and tell you about each and every installation, it’s only fun when you experience them yourself :) . My favourite is Grace Tan’s stitched cloths. It may not sound interesting but wait till you get to see it. Other participating artists are Jason Wee, :phunkstudio, Jahan Loh, Ahmad Abu Bakar, Donna Ong, and Tan Kai Syng.

Over last weekend, there were also public workshops by artists Agnes Yit and Lee Wen in conjunction with The Artist Village exhibition running in SAM. It was a pity that not many people are informed about it. Agnes’s workshop involved scribbling your thoughts on a long banner. You can also help Lee Wen create his chewing gum paintings (first created as a response to the ban) – unfortunately the gums available for us to chew were legal, pharmacy available gums. If only they were contraband from Johor, then I could’ve heard my little rebellious soul screaming “yay!”. We also drew ships. Yes, ships. With crayons. And markers. On A3-size sheets of paper. They will be used as part of the collage displayed in the Bayfront MRT station. But don’t get excited yet. First, my drawing isn’t any better than any kindergartener’s, and the station will only be opened in 2012. But hey it’s my chance to show off my (nonexistent) skill to the public!

On the 4th level of 8Qsam you can find I Nyoman Masriadi’s exhibition, “Black is My Last Weapon” which will run until 9 November. He’s an Indonesian painter whose paintings now are much sought after and fetch amazing prices at auctions. All the paintings displayed come from collectors, since he’s sold every last piece of his work. Masriadi paints almost comical figures inspired by commentaries on daily life (fights, bodybuilding, the arts, even popping pimples and batman) complete with speech bubbles. I couldn’t help but smile and feel tickled by them.

I’m pretty sure many of the visitors to 8Qsam leave with the question “Is this art?”. Just keep in mind we shouldn’t think too hard and try to find the meaning of each and every piece of artwork or what the artist intends to imply! You can like an artwork (or not) for many different reasons – which is perfectly fine as there is no right or wrong. But most importantly, it has to have a message, or provoke your mind, or gets you inspired. I think 8Qsam is a good effort to reach out and educate the community about contemporary art. So do come down to 8Qsam and experience something different!

Keep yourself posted with happenings at SAM here.

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Rolling Stones Classic Wakes Grandfather from Coma

August 18, 2008 · 5 Comments

From the Telegraph.

A 60-year-old grandfather woke up from a 10-week coma after his favourite Rolling Stones song was blared into his ears.

Sam Carter lost consciousness after contracting severe anaemia but was brought back to life when “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” was blared into his ears.

The anthem was the first single the retired baker from Stoke in Staffordshire ever bought, released in 1965 when he was just 17.

Despite only being given a 30 per cent chance of survival, he woke from his coma after his wife Eva, 65, took the doctor’s advice and played him his favourite tunes through a set of earphones.

After three days of listening to the local Stoke station Signal 2, his eyes opened as soon as he heard the sound of Mick Jagger’s vocals and Keith Richards’ guitar riff.

Sam said: “I can’t remember much from being in a coma, but I do remember that when that song came on it took me right back to when I was a youngster.

“I could remember how excited I was to get it down at the record shop.

“I suddenly had a burst of energy and knew I had a lot more life left in me and that’s when I woke up – to the sound of the first song I ever bought.”

Same, who has three children and six grandchildren, added: “I would love to thank Mick and the rest of the Stones personally – I feel they really did help wake me from my coma.”

Wife Eva said she had switched on the radio at Stoke’s City General Hospital in a last-ditch attempt to bring him back a fortnight ago, after growing increasingly frustrated with his lack of progress.

She said: “I didn’t really think it would work.

“I couldn’t believe it when he started opening his eyes and looked at me. It was like we had been given another chance.”

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I Nyoman Masriadi

August 18, 2008 · 6 Comments

It’s a long entry, be prepared.
On the occasion of I Nyoman Masriadi’s “Black is My Last Weapon” exhibition in Singapore Art Museum’s 8Qsam wing – this article is translated (by me) from Rustika Herlambang’s interview with I Nyoman Masriadi. You can find it in her blog and the August 2008 edition of the Indonesian fashion magazine, Dewi.

Conversations on Canvas

I Nyoman Masriadi

The house with the tall fence in the middle of paddy fields just outside Yogyakarta marks the home of I Nyoman Masriadi (b.1973). There, he lives with his wife, Anna, and his two children, while enjoying the peace and quiet. The cool pool, the blossoming yellow frangipani, the green grass, and the Meraja (small pura/temple) in the backyard, creates the atmosphere of Bali, the birthplace of the painter who is now hot topic among international auction houses.

The young artist has just been featured by Sotheby’s International Preview as one of the top masters and the world’s top contemporary artists. One of his works, “Jago Kandang” (Home Champion), is ranked first in Sotheby’s Top Ten Contemporary Southeast Asian Painting in the Asian Contemporary Art and Culture Magazine 2008. Within the past 2 years, the price of his works has reached new records. His last piece, “Sudah Biasa Ditelanjangi” (Used to being Stripped), was sold at a fantastic price in a Christie’s auction in Hong Kong.

His first solo exhibition is now ongoing in the Singapore Art Museum. “Since every last piece my paintings were sold, I had to borrow from collectors”, said Masriadi who’s known to be a prolific artist. He doesn’t compromise on standards and is always progressive in thoughts.

Amir Sidharta, art critic and owner of Sidharta Auction House, mentioned that the current market anticipates new works by Masriadi. They are considered to represent the spirit of contemporary art through his witty, smart, and unique characters.

Take a look at “Facial”, 2008 (Not Usually Painful). In it, a picture of a mid-age male in white headband cringing in pain while his sexy skin therapist (visualised by a mini-skirt that reveals her thighs) squeezes his pimples with a somewhat bloody consequences. In a speech balloon, “Oomnya terharu” (His uncle was touched). In “Bingkisan”, 2006 (the Package), a skinny woman in underwear holds a package that is four or five times her size while expressing longing through her eyes. The effect of his work does not only stop at the viewer’s vision but invites knee-jerk reactions, generate imagination, and conversations.

On canvas his works are rich in stories and even tend to be chatty, but Masriadi is rarely so. Gallery owners and art critics who know him personally agree that Masriadi is a quiet figure, even sometimes seemingly indifferent. Maybe Anna, his wife, could be a better spokesperson. But is that so?

“I don’t mean to be unfriendly to people, but I just need some warming up”, said Masriadi who looks filled with good humour. According to fellow painter Rudi Mantofani, conversing intimately with Masriadi requires you to tune into the same wavelength as his. “Building trust and opennes to people is not an easy task for me”. Masriadi is rarely found in art meetings or exhibition openings, he prefers to stay at home and play computer games.

He looks enthusiastic when talking about games. “Computer games are fun. There are tasks to finish and when we do, we feel like the greatest”. He also gets his inspirations from computer games. “I’m into RF now. I can spend hours in front of the computer, even spending longer time than I do for work. Ha ha ha… But clearly, it is where I can escape to”

“I like living in solitude. Ever since I was a kid I never wanted to follow my parents, like the Balinese tradition that requires me and my family to stay with my parents. I can’t imagine living with the family of my five siblings. Furthermore I’m the middle-child. Makes me a little paranoid thinking about that. Ha ha ha..”

Raised in an environment saturated with Balinese art, Masriadi eventually departed from his traditional roots although it is never completely gone. Just look at how he decorates his house or frangipanis in his paintings. His difference in style with traditional Balinese artists did make Anna question her husband. Especially when they were living in a narrow rented house and a baby was on the way. “Why do you paint such plump figures while other people paint such beautiful pictures?”

As usual, Masriadi didn’t budge. He kept producing pieces inspired by clash of cultures and inconsistencies in daily matters. Yogyakarta and its people, with its conversation puns and accepting way of life, becomes his ideal castle of imagination.

He is inspired by daily life. “There’s no particular process. Just sitting here, I’ve already got an idea for my work,” he says while smoking and sipping on a glass of orange juice and vodka. “In college I was influenced by the masters. But too many concepts stifle my creativity. I don’t want to be bound by concepts.”

Masriadi didn’t complete his degree from the Indonesian Art Institute (ISI). “I just couldn’t create 30 paintings for my final project.” For him, painting does not only mean putting ideas on canvas. He puts his heart and soul into it. “I used to be afraid of speaking in public. When I’m forced to, I get stage fright and start trembling. So instead of getting bombarded with questions on the concepts of my work, I just create paintings that are easily understood.”

After he decided to quit his studies, he felt he has more freedom to create without having to explain the meaning of each of his painting. In the last decade, he has struggled and matured into his current style. “Life is a daily struggle. But for me, it’s just fun..”

“When people talk about business, there’s profits and loss involved. Me, I’m making art. Making art feels like being a God. I can do what I like doing everyday. Maybe this is different from other people. Can you call this a struggle?” He bursts into laughter after seeing the expression on his wife’s face.

Anna plays an amazingly big role in Masriadi’s life and work. She devotes her life for Masriadi and is unseparable from his success: she stays up with him until late at night while he paints, accompanies him to the internet-cafe and picks him up in the morning, host visits with Masriadi, and takes care of their children. Their teamwork contributes to Masriadi’s growth through time as an artist.

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Personality Fever

August 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I’ve been on a personality test rampage the last few days. I don’t know how reliable and accurate they all really are since I realise that as human beings we just love to look out for patterns and categorise everything, including our personality types. But still, I find that it’s a really nice feeling when someone describes your personality quite well and you keep saying to yourself “yes this sounds so me!” just because you know you are so but you just don’t really know how to describe it in words. On the other hand, categorising personality types makes me feel a little less unique, since it means I share the same personality with a few million people out there (Same goes with astrological profiling) which, I guess, is pretty impossible. I think we all are a mix of different personality types, but one or two may define us best. Anyway, clicking through various MBTI personality type tests, I find that I identify most to ENFP. Some of the traits that I think describe me very well (so true!):

  • Needs to focus on following through with their projects
  • Habit of dropping a project when they become excited about a new possibility, and thus they never achieve the great accomplishments which they are capable of achieving
  • Ability to intuitively perceive the truth about a person or situation, but when they apply judgment to their perception, they jump to the wrong conclusions
  • Place no importance on detailed, maintenance-type tasks

AND, if you’re an employer looking for someone with the below ENFP traits, you know who to look for :) I guess this is how my resume should sound like. Hmm. Maybe I’ll just copy and paste this under my resume’s “Profile” section..

* Project-oriented
* Bright and capable
* Warmly, genuinely interested in people; great people skills
* Extremely intuitive and perceptive about people
* Able to relate to people on their own level
* Service-oriented; likely to put the needs of others above their own
* Future-oriented
* Dislike performing routine tasks
* Need approval and appreciation from others
* Cooperative and friendly
* Creative and energetic
* Well-developed verbal and written communication skills
* Natural leaders, but do not like to control people
* Resist being controlled by others
* Can work logically and rationally – use their intuition to understand the goal and work backwards towards it
* Usually able to grasp difficult concepts and theories

Do a 5-minute test here to discover your type.

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I had Nothing to do

August 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Well, not really. I just didn’t feel like doing what I had to do. So I did this instead. There goes one perfectly good Tshirt.

p.s. bonus points to those who can identify both the picture in the tshirt and in the calendar behind it.

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We Waited too Long for Our Food

August 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Contemporary Art at SAM

August 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

8Q sam is located at 8 Queen Street, Singapore,
On the opposite side of the street from the museum’s “DOME cafe” and the Church of St. Peter & Paul

EVENTS

Today, 15 Aug is the opening of 8Q, the new wing of the Singapore Art Museum, which specialises in Contemporary Art. Opening is 6.30pm onwards. A few events over the weekend will follow:

Gallery Turn Studios at 8Q sam
16 – 17 Aug (Sat & Sun) • 8Q sam Gallery Level 1 • 10am – 7pm • Free

Come interact and find out how artists work as they transform a museum gallery into a working studio space to create artworks! Do not miss this opportunity to mingle with The Artists Village artists as they create artworks, turning a gallery space that is traditionally reserved for the display and presentation of art into a creative space where art comes alive!

“Uninvited Obstacles” Install II workshop by artist Agnes Yit
Time: 2pm – 4pm
Visualise your thoughts with artist Agnes Yit, who will pose questions and set you thinking on the role that you adopt in your everyday life.
Expect an installation of punching bags, which was exhibited in Post-Ulu at The Substation in the year 2000. Post-Ulu was organised by newer members of TAV who did not experience the early phase of the group and space at Lorong Gambas.

“When The Ship Comes In” workshop by artist Lee Wen
Time: 3pm – 5pm
Express your imagination to social history of Singapore and respond by creating your own artwork. Selected artworks will be used to form a collage to be installed at the future Bayfront MRT Station.
Commissioned by Land Transport Authority of Singapore (LTA), Cultural Medallion recipient & artist, Lee Wen will be conceptualising an artwork as part of LTA’s Intergrated Art Programme.

EXHIBITIONS

School: 8Q-Rate
(16 Aug 08 – 9 Jan 09)
Tour by curator: 22 Aug 08, 7.30pm (free)

School: 8Q-Rate is a contemporary exhibition where eight curators will work with eight artists from multi-disciplnary backgrounds to present works that play on the theme of school.

The Artists Village: 20 Years On
(9 Aug 08 – 5 Oct 08 )
Tour by curator: 29 Aug 08 & 12 Sep 08, 7.30pm (free)
The Artists Village: 20 Years On addresses issues concerning the history, or rather, memories of The Artists Village (TAV). The dynamics of individual and collective social memories of the TAV artists during the Ulu Sembawang period and the Post-Ulu period offer multiple entry points to the understanding of TAV.

Masriadi: Black Is My Last Weapon
(15 Aug 08 – 9 Nov 08 )
Tour by curator: 19 Sep 08, 7.30pm (free)
Masriadi: Black is My Last Weapon gathers more than 30 paintings by Indonesian artist I Nyoman Masriadi from early 1990s to his most recent 2008 works. A first solo exhibition of contemporary Indonesian art at the SAM, the exhibition forms part of SAM’s ongoing efforts to feature significant modern and contemporary Southeast Asian artists, continuing from solo exhibitions of Affandi and Widayat in 2007. The works on display for Masriadi: Black is My Last Weapon have been borrowed from individual collectors in , and Hong Kong.

For more Info visit the Singapore Art Museum website: www.singart.com

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How Are You?

August 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I was at the bank the other day, and this customer walked in and approached the customer service counter. The officer wasn’t there so he waited until the officer came back to her seat at the counter. The following is an account of their exchange of pleasantries:

Customer (in completely comprehensible english with a tinge of Indian accent): How are you?

Officer: Huh?

Customer: How are you?

Officer: I’m sorry?

Customer: How are you?

Officer: Again?

Customer: How are you?

Officer: Oh.. “How are you?”.. I’m OK..

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Bad Day to be a Gecko

August 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

Many girls (and even guys) are scared shit of house geckos. I personally think they’re cute! Anyway, a few hours ago I just got back from the bf’s house and I was looking for something to drink. I could already vision an ice-cold glass of Coke. And as I pulled the Coke bottle out of the fridge, I found…. a baby gecko frozen to death!!! OMG poor fella!!! I absolutely have no idea how he got in the fridge. My fridge is indeed a cruel cruel reptile-killing machine..

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41 Questions

August 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I was in a taking-a-random-online-personality-quiz kinda mood, so I did so at 41 Questions. It’s a short quiz, basically you answer 41 questions (duh) based on the Myers-Briggs test or something. Here’s my result. I wonder why they only put positive-sounding traits under “personality type”. Haha. I guess it’s gotta with the human tendency to believe more and be less skeptical about positive readings about themselves. That said, I think it’s pretty accurate :P

Jade’s personality type:

Quiet, serious, sensitive and kind. Do not like conflict and not likely to do things which may generate conflict. Loyal and faithful. Extremely well-developed senses and aesthetic appreciation for beauty. Not interested in leading or controlling others. Flexible and open-minded. Likely to be original and creative. Enjoy the present moment.

Careers that could fit Jade includes:

Artists, musicians, composers, designers, child care workers, social workers, counselors, teachers, veterinarians, forest rangers, naturalists, bookkeepers, carpenters, personal service workers, clerical supervisors, secretaries, dental and medical staffers, waiters and waitresses, chefs, nurses, mechanics, physical therapists, x-ray technicians.

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‘Tis The Season to Swim Synchronously

August 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Beijing Olympics just started last weekend – and this is the only time I get excited about watching sports events on TV! I’m no sports buff, and the only stuff they broadcast here on TV for the rest of the year are those not-so-interesting ones. Soccer is pretty fine with me, but then again I’m not particularly excited by them. But weightlifting? Synchronised swimming? Fencing? Now those are more fun to watch (I think)!

Anyway, here’s an Olympics-related article that mentioned that the adorable little girl with pigtail and red dress who sang “Ode to Motherland” during the spectacular opening lip-synched the song. The real singer is some cute gap-toothed chubby kid (with a better voice than this looker, apparently) who got no recognition whatsoever.

Chen Qigang, the music designer for the ceremonies, blithely told Radio Beijing: “The reason why little Yang was not chosen to appear was because we wanted to project the right image, we were thinking about what was best for the nation.” He continued: “The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feelings and expression.”

And yes, China is famous for its fake branded goods, pirated DVDs and all, but who would’ve thought that the images you see on TV and the papers of the dazzling fireworks at the multi-million dollar bird’s nest stadium are also fake!

The television images of the dazzling firework “footprints” that lit up the central axis of Beijing during the finale were computer graphics based on footage that was taped on a night that wasn’t quite so smoggy as Aug. 8 turned out to be.

And apparently they even have fake spectators! The public was told that the tickets to all events were sold-out but on TV we can see that there are many, many empty seats left. So where did all these ticket-holders go? The organiser explained..

if organizers find “there are too many empty seats, they will organize some cheerleaders who are volunteers (to sit in them). But if people will come over for these empty seats, then they will stand up and go and let the ticket holders have their seats.”

So this triggered an email discussion among my friends, and we came up with a few theories. What do you think?

  • The image-over-talent thing doesn’t only happen in China, but maybe a more acceptable alternative than having a little girl doing a Milli-vanilli is getting her to lip-synch to her own recording-studio modified voice (who’s old enough here to remember Milli-vanilli? I am!)
  • It’s a by-product of the abundance of cheap labour in China, where more than one person can work on the same project with better result and lower cost. E.g. in the U.S. (or some other country with expensive labour), singing at the Olympics opening can be done by one kid. But in China it’s a group effort – one provides the singing and the other one provides the image.
  • Why don’t they fill up the empty seats with Computer Graphics, too? Like in Lord of The Rings where they created battle scenes with thousands of Orc soldiers by CG. (Maybe it’s more expensive to hire a CG artist than to hire a hundred fake spectators)
  • Since so many Chinese athletes have won medals so early into the Olympics, maybe they are actually just some sort of advanced computer graphics projected as a hologram, where they can be slown down or sped up anytime.

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